Q's

Hey Bruce readers,

One of Bruce's biggest fans, that goes by the name Jenny just sent in a big heap of q's to us...

Dear ultimate Bruce guide,

I am Jenny and I am 22 years old. I don't like school. I have one brother and one sister.

When was the last time Bruce got a haircut?

How may scarves does Bruce own?

What's his favourite sandwaich filling?

Is there any truth in the rumour that Bruce likes dog meat?

Thanks Jenny,

Bruce hasn't had a haircut for several months at this point. The man himself can't even remember. By the sound of things, you probably collect his hair, so we'll let you know when he's getting it done next.

He owns 5 or 6 scarves.

Bruce enjoys a lttle bit of mayo, cucumber, lettuce, and something else depending on the day.

Bruce does not eat dog meat.

Thanks for your questions!

Whats in a name

Hey Bruce fans,

The origin of Bruce's name is an odd one. Believe it or not, he wasn't actually named after a celeb. Anyway, his name came down to that or Zoe. But he ended up a boy and was given the name Bruce :D

who nose??

Hi Bruce lovers,

The biggest question going around is: how many times exactly has Bruce broken his nose?

Bruce made his nose wonky originally by kneeing himself in the face. He also had a bad spill when he was tripped wit his arms inside his sleeves and fell flat on his face.

But the magic number of times is....5.

Until next time :D

Q & As

Hi Bruce addicts,

Here's some of our latest bruce related questions:

From Jenny in Cork:

Dear Ultimate Bruce faqs. My name is Jenny. I am 22 years old. What's Bruce's favourite song?

Hi Jenny. Bruce's all time favourite song is Promise Me by The Birthday Massacre.And Bruce's current favourite song is 14h54 by Danger. Thanks for writing to us!



From Eimear on Military Hill:

Hi Ultimate Bruce guide! Long time reader, first time asker :) I want to know what Bruce's fave ice cream is...

Hello Eimear. Bruce is a big fan of Feast :) He enjoys eating them in the rain too for some reason.


Be sure to keep sending us your questions to: findtehchoons@gmail.com

10 quickies

Hey Bruce fanatics,

Here's ten facts about our favourite guy....Bruce!

1. Bruce does not live in Douglas no matter what he say. Drivers beware!

2. Bruce wanted to be a goth but he kind of wanted friends too.

3. Bruce impressed the person at specsavers by tbeing the fastest contact lense inserter they had ever seen on his first go.

4. Despite what he lets on, Bruce is not really elec eng material :O He'll never be a true engineer!

5. His nose breaks really easily.

6. Bruce rejects console gaming for PC gaming. Hence why he gave away a free Wii that he had rightfully stolen.

7. Bruce's deep voice goes right back to the start of his teen years! It made him pretty recognisable in the early days :)

8. Bruce is a shoe enthusiast and has possessed a ridiculous amount of shoes in his short life span.

9. Bruce wa the only sane member among his former housemates :S

10.Bruce is notorious for fads and runs his own fadz blog @ findtehfadz.blogspot.com

If you have any Bruce questions, post them below and we'll let you know :)